NSA Leaks Reporter Leaves Guardian After Being Offered Amazing Position by Mysterious Man in Black
Journalist Glenn Greenwald from the Guardian receives dream opportunity from man in black.
Street Vendors Take to NYC Streets Hoping to be Mistaken for Banksy
NY street vendors strive to be mistaken for Bansky himself in the hopes of selling their work for at least 10 times their asking price. Or even just their original…
Stores Push Black Friday into Thanksgiving, Plan to Serve Dinner
The most logical way to abandon the national family dinner altogether on Thanksgiving would be for stores to serve turkey dinner at their entrances.
Politicians Begin Training for Side Jobs During Shutdown
Most senators are optimistic that a deal will be arranged to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling, but some politicians are not so sure.
IRS Consoles Public During Government Shutdown
Good news, everyone! Although the government has shut down, our valiant employees at the IRS will continue to collect your hard-earned money and audit your businesses.
Millions Join Quest for the Holy iPhone
The iPhone 5s is rumored to be made of gold the color of 1,000 setting suns.
Fans of HBO’s The Newsroom Research Tirelessly for Operation Genoa History
Fans of The Newsroom and conspiracy theories take Operation Genoa too far.
World Overreacts about Ben Affleck as Batman
Ben Affleck is the next incarnation of Batman, leading to the crying, complaining, and threatened harakiri of Batman fans across the globe.
San Diego Mayor Filner to Apologize for Not Harassing Prettier Women
San Diego, CA: In one of the oddest cases of sexual harassment in politics, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has come under fire for the alleged sexual harassment of at…
Yelena Isinbayeva Keeps a Straight Face While Holding a Pole
Moscow, RUSSIA: In breaking news that has people both excited and disgusted at the same time, Russian world champion pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva spoke out against two Swedish athletes who…