Ellen DeGeneres, famous talk show host/American Idol Judge/Lesbian, has decided to start her own record label after meeting with Youtube sensation/Justin Bieber clone, Greyson Chance. The record label, which she declared will henceforth be known as eleveneleven, currently only has one artist – Greyson Chance.
“She knows nothing about music,” stated David Geffen, founder of the successful Geffen Records and partner in Dreamworks SKG. “Seriously. She’s a judge on American Idol, for God’s sake. That does not make you an expert on music. In fact, that makes you the opposite of an expert.”
“Not true,” countered DeGeneres. “I spent months sitting next to Kara Dioguardi and learned so much from her. Plus, she’s hot. I consider myself the foremost lesbian music expert at this time. I plan on making millions.”
“Millions of crappy albums,” snorted David Geffen.
Clive Davis of Sony agrees with Geffen. “Everybody thinks they’re an expert in music these days. And everybody thinks they can have a record label. What makes Ellen such an expert? The fact that she spent countless hours listening to K.D. Lang and Melissa Etheridge albums? My retarded nephew Mikey loves Melissa Etheridge. He drools every time he hears ‘Come to My Window.’ You don’t see me installing him as the head of a record label. Hell, the kid can’t even dress himself. Ellen knows as much about music as Mikey knows about calculus.”
This picture looks like ellen finally cloned herself!