Child Receives Savings Bond to Learn About Debt
Scarsdale, NY – With negative interest rates sweeping the global economy, many Americans have unwittingly begun stuffing cash back into their mattresses with the idea that money deposited within their…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Chris Christie
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. *UPDATE: Chris Christie has suspended another future lap-band surgery, as well as his presidential campaign.* Name: Chris Christie Nickname:…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Carly Fiorina
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. *UPDATE: Carly Fiorina has fired herself from her presidential campaign.* Name: Carly Fiorina Nickname: “Every b-word in the book,”…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Jeb Bush
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush. *UPDATE: Jeb Bush has suspended his presidential campaign, while his supporters awkwardly clapped at the wrong moment.* Name: Jeb…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Rick Santorum
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. *UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Rand Paul
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul. *UPDATE: Rand Paul has suspended his presidential campaign after forgetting to put his Ron Paul mask on for Iowa.…
Films Force Men to Work For It on Valentine’s Day
Hollywood, CA – There was a time when dinner and a movie was a valid date, even for such a special date night as Valentine’s Day. But this year, Hollywood…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Mike Huckabee
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. *UPDATE: Mike Huckabee has suspended his presidential campaign, leading many to believe this is a new version of the…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Martin O’Malley
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley. *UPDATE: Martin O’Malley has suspended his presidential campaign, possibly in order to tour with Dave Matthews.* Name: Martin O’Malley…
Iowa Man Tells Campaign Worker Candidate Lost His Vote
Cedar Rapids, IA – With the Iowa caucuses for the Republican Party and Democratic Party at stake, campaign workers canvased the state of Iowa, both on the phone and in…