Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum.
*UPDATE: Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign to focus on putting out an Oscar-worthy film from his faith-based film studio.*
Name: Rick Santorum
Nickname: Rooster
Political Affiliation: Republican Party
Status: Suspended Campaign
Known For: U.S. Representative 1991 – 1995, U.S. Senator 1995 – 2007, Protecting rapists’ rights to force women to give birth to their children
Likes: Intelligent Design, Guns, NASCAR, Fantasy Baseball
Dislikes: Gay Marriage, Climate Change, Free Weather Info
Public Outlook: Rick Santorum seems to have a faith-based approach to conservatism, which has him leaning over the right-side cliff. It is believed that such a president could mandate Christian prayer in schools to replace the pledge of allegiance, and ship every non-white person that had arrived in the United States after 1955 out of the country. This includes trying to push Hawaii out of the fifty states.
Pros: Santorum is unwavering is his political resolutions.
Cons: Santorum is unwavering is his political resolutions.
Quote: “President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”
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