Stores Push Black Friday into Thanksgiving, Plan to Serve Dinner
The most logical way to abandon the national family dinner altogether on Thanksgiving would be for stores to serve turkey dinner at their entrances.
Politicians Begin Training for Side Jobs During Shutdown
Most senators are optimistic that a deal will be arranged to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling, but some politicians are not so sure.
Robots Revealed that Cannot be Pushed Over, have Cupholders
In an effort to showcase the most useless ideas in robotics, Boston Dynamics unveiled Atlas and WildCat.
Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life
Throughout America, citizens have begun applying the government shutdown method to their normal way of life.
Proprietors of Kobuk Valley National Park Unaware of Any Changes
One day after the U.S. government shut down operations, the proprietors and caretakers of Kobuk Valley National Park, one of the least visited national parks in the United States, appear…
Congress Stages Protest Against Congress
With government shutdown now a reality, Representatives and Senators have taken to the streets in protest.
IRS Consoles Public During Government Shutdown
Good news, everyone! Although the government has shut down, our valiant employees at the IRS will continue to collect your hard-earned money and audit your businesses.