Apple to Follow up iPad Mini with iPhone Mini
Cupertino, CA: Pre-ordering for Apple’s iPad mini is well underway for the physical release November 2nd, but that shouldn’t stop Apple from taking the next step as soon as possible:…
Lolo Jones Succeeds in Bobsledding, Fails to Chilliness
Lake Placid, NY: Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones made headlines in sports this week when she succeeded in making the jump from summer’s track and field to winter’s bobsledding, a jump…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 8
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
The Third Party Debate: Someone Else 2012!
Probably Berkeley, California: Apparently there was another debate this week, but you might not have seen it underneath the headlines about Donald Trump’s latest political analysis. Four of the major…
The House That Cried Blood: Not Just a Handyman’s Nightmare for Halloween
Our yearly heavy dose of blood is upon us, as the good people at Sideshow Pictures are hard at work producing this year’s film short, The House That Cried Blood.…
The Final Presidential Debate 2012: Horses and Bayonets
Boca Raton, Florida: On Monday, the warring candidates sat down for their third and final debate. Both knew what was at stake here. Obama was facing a resurgent Romney, whose…
Looper: The Celebrity-Stopping Sequel
Rian Johnson, director of hit sci-fi thriller “Looper,” has announced he will time travel Joe Simmons, our favorite paid assassin, to the future to “take care” of the most dangerous…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 7
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
The Second Presidential Debate: Binders Full of Women
Hempstead, New York: On Tuesday, the two presidential contenders entered the ring surrounded by a swarm of Joe-the-Plumber yahoos crying out for the blood they paid for. Romney ducked objects…
Dr. Steve Brule Sells More BBVs than Batman, Harry Potter, and Disney Combined
Charts and ratings were filled with BBVs, RDTs, and Blue Hay as Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Season 1 & 2 hit shelves and our mental stability.