NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Divisional Playoffs
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! The Divisional round of the playoffs begins, which can sound a bit like "Regionals" for glee club. Luckily, it's football, so…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-10-2012
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Mitt Romney Admits to Not Tying Dog to Roof for 2012 Campaign
Bedford, NH: Presidential campaign trails are full of the philosophies, hopes, and successes of those that are running. These sparks are what ignite the fuel within voters to inspire them…
Tim Tebow Tebows Tim Tebow in Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow, TT: Last Tebow tebowed a remarkable tebow for Tim Tebow, as Tim Tebow tebowed the Tim Tebows past the Tim Tebows to tebow on to the next Tebow.…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Wild Card Weekend
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's…
Santorum Salad Invokes Proof of Unintelligent Design
Boone, IA: For years, the term "Santorum" had two meanings in the world, or at least the internet. One meaning had to do with the former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum.…
The 2012 Summer Olympics in London Officially an Oxymoron
It's 2012 already, and the big topic in the UK is the forthcoming Olympic Games. Britain won the right to host the event by being the only country stupid enough…
Dick Clark Sucks 20 Years out of Ryan Seacrest for NYE 2012
New York, NY: For 40 years, Dick Clark has been a staple of the New Year's Eve celebration as his New Year's Rockin Eve show played in a majority of…