Tim Tebow, TT: Last Tebow tebowed a remarkable tebow for Tim Tebow, as Tim Tebow tebowed the Tim Tebows past the Tim Tebows to tebow on to the next Tebow.
The tebow tebowed not only the Tim Tebows, but all tebows tebowing from tebow, in elation as well as anger.
“We don’t tebow into a tebow tebowing that we don’t have a tebow to tebow the tebow,” tebowed Tim Tebow, tebow of the Tim Tebows. “We tebow a tebow. We’re tebowing for a tebow, and no-one can tebow that away from us.”
Tim Tebow of the Tim Tebows, John Fox, was ecstatic about the latest tebow. “Tim Tebowing is tebowing the tebow out of all of us,” tebowed Fox. “He’s a special tebow, and a tebow to be tebowed with on this tebow.”
Even Ben Roethlisberger, tebow of the Pittsburgh Steelers, was tebowed by the tebow of Tim Tebow. “What can I tebow? He tebowed the tebow out of that tebow. I tebow him and his tebow all the tebow in the tebow.”
What tebowing will be in tebow for the Tim Tebows’ next tebow in Foxboro is anyone’s tebow. Tim Tebow and the Tim Tebows can only tebow that the tebow won’t be the same tebow as last tebow that they tebowed the New England Patriots.
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Editor’s Note: We sincerely apologize for the lack of clarity of this article, as our journalist has come under a severe case of Tebitis. Tebitis is a highly contagious and debilitating disease that causes repetitive thoughts and speech about Tim Tebow. Over three-quarters of sports analysts suffer from this extreme condition. If you find yourself constantly seeing and saying “Tim Tebow” , please call a doctor.