Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell your future, as far as he knows.
Patrice O’Neal’s Fear of Planes Unfounded
Los Angeles, CA: Controversial stand-up comic Patrice O'Neal, well-known for his comedy on stage as well as on the radio, was recently forced to give up on another one of…
While We Were Bored: a Dedication to Eli Manning
He's been jeered about his gigantic helmet, being compared to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs and Kazoo from The Flintstones. He's been ridiculed about his on-the-field demeanor in the viral "Aw…
Gaming Diary: Dead Island (Day 1)
I have a soft, bloody spot in my heart for zombies. From the days of Lucio Fulci to when Romero was at his best to AMC's The Walking Dead, zombie…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 12
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Our…
Occupy Wall Street to Become Occupy Macy’s
New York City--Having been kicked out of various parks, bridges, and underpasses across New York City, the two-month-old Occupy Wall Street movement has decided to select a new location for…
Ashton Kutcher Inspires Divorce to Boost Two and a Half Men Character
Los Angeles, CA: Many actors and actresses engulf themselves in their characters in order to bring a certain base of believability that the audience can start from in film or…
Reflections in a Mirror and Reflections in Greatness: Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
Beyond the obvious greatness of these two NFL stars, when one digs beneath the surface you realize just how similar these two great QB’s are. The differences are few but…
PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub
New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Week 11
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. Our…