Horrible Halloween Horoscopes: Week of 10-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!
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Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!
In the world of the entertainment industry, the artisans that usually gain the most attention are the ones that are always in your face: actors and actresses, directors, lead vocalists...…
The competition is getting closer, as players get hurt, teams sign free agents, and some of us just go crazy. That's football!
Louisville, KY: Bolstered by the success of former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain in early Republican polling, the founder of Papa John's Pizza has decided to throw his hat into…
When dealing with Halloween, you're also pitting yourself against one of the fab 4 of last century's late movie monsters: Michael Meyers. How can the holiday of Halloween ever be…
Los Angeles, CA: The father of Lindsay Lohan can be called many things: child-star coattail rider; drug addict; Lawn Guyland scum dumpster; Z-list celebri-whore. Finally, after the latest Lindsay-Tracker event,…
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Sirte, LIBYA: The world lost a legend today, as Libyan revolutionary forces surrounded the village of Sirte in a man-hunt for Tommy Lee Jones, who allegedly died in a shoot-out…
Moonbeam Crenshaw warns us about our future by telling us we are all doomed.
Vancouver, BC- CANADA: Shia LaBeouf, the awkward-looking "star" of the famously horrific 'Transformers' franchise has, after much consideration, decided on his fallback career. LaBeouf knows that, sooner or later, his…