From reading status updates, Twitter feeds, and news clips commenting on Prince William’s sash, I can say I have a pretty good idea of what went on with this whole royal wedding business. We also have a pretty good idea what was missing: a big-ass dragon. English lore is full of stories where some lady or gentleman of royalty slays a dragon. It’s practically part of the culture of the British Isles, yet there was no mention of one during the wedding ceremony of Will and Kate.
Luckily, we had a photographer in place to commemorate the exchange of vows held at Westminster Abbey. You’re welcome.
