Satirical News for Serious People
Munich, GERMANY: The Nutrition Journal recently published a study that suggests that eating a large breakfast regularly can lead to weight gain. Meanwhile, the public, specifically the American public, has…
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Who cares about the Pro Bowl? Well, no one. But in case you were planning on placing a bet on this…
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to show how he illiterately reads the stars.
Memphis, TN: Frayser High School has finally, after years of competing with Elvis Presley's Graceland, become well-known as a tourist attraction. Unfortunately, its claim to fame is not for academics,…
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's the Conference Championships! The winners go to the Super Bowl! The losers go to the Pro Bowl! Tom Brady will…
Tucson, AZ: Chivalry may be dead, but that doesn't stop some women from reciprocating with their own form of chivalry, even if that means fighting through an induced coma and…
Flushing Meadows, NY: Jets fans, not generally known for their intellect, have been issued a stern warning from the Surgeon General of the United States, Regina Benjamin. This was in…
Living in Iowa, there are few forms of entertainment that are sufficient for an ex-art school student. Food is a major activity in the area as we have some of…
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! We're up to the Divisional Playoffs with the scores getting tighter. Since the Seahawks won, really, anything can happen!
As the year 2011 becomes a reality for all of us (apart from the USA which insists on 1120, for still unexplained reason- what is it with you guys and…