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Subject: Thanks from the Rick’s Cabaret Girls
From: Lonnie Hanover <************>
Date: Thu, December 09, 2010 10:31 am
To: ********

Rick,

The girls enjoyed reading the “Burlesque” story and seeing their photo. A giant print-out is on the dressing room mirror.
Christina said she loved seeing her photo in the Inept Owl and asked me to tell you that you are indeed invited to come to the club–all is forgiven regarding the “Jujyfruits Incident.”
Consider this a real invitation.
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Lonnie,

You serious? A free hat for us? AWESOME!!!

 

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