Team “We Luv Boobies” Joins Walk for Breast Cancer
The male staffers at The Inept Owl vow to save all the boobies. The participants are primarily made up of women, due to the fact that they have real breasts…
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-27-2010
Need a direction to solve life's problems? You'd be better off looking somewhere else, but here's Moonbeam Crenshaw anyway, with your horoscopes for the week of September 27th, 2010.
How Not to Die on a Segway
With the unfortunate demise of Segway company owner Jim Heselden by falling off a cliff while trying to off-road a Segway, we at The Inept Owl believe that some pages…
Slew of Websites Develop Movie Adaptations
Hollywood, CA: In the wake of the huge buzz surrounding the upcoming Facebook movie “The Social Network,” other websites are working feverishly to develop scripts about the stories of their…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 3
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Things…
Perchance to Dream(Cheese at Last!) J-Sin Celebrates Big 4-9
New York, NY: After 49 articles it’s time for a party. J-Sin and the rest of the immortals at the Inept Owl are set to paint the town red in…
Texas State Education Board Claims Textbooks Glorify Terrorism
Austin, TX: Conservative-leaning education leaders in Texas are pushing for a resolution that would denounce social studies textbooks as biased against Christianity and offering glorified views of the Islam faith,…
Video: The Suburban Condition: Save the Pet Rock
The Suburban Condition presents another heart-warming portrayal of love and dedication. Sarah McLachlan didn't go far enough with her ASPCA commercials. She left out the greatest pet ever.
Video: The Suburban Condition: Manheart’s Stash
Remember that anti-drug commercial where the dad asks the kid with the giant headphones "Where he learned to do this stuff?" Well, so do we. Welcome to The Suburban Condition.
Study Finds Athletes More Popular than Gawky Nerds
Princeton, NJ: In a study released by Princeton University, researchers claim what has long been suspected: in high schools around the country, male athletes, with their muscular torsos, lantern jaws,…