Disgraced English Football Fans Return Home
With the eyes of the world upon them, with the hopes of the nation resting on their shoulders, and with over a hundred years of history and tradition to uphold,…
Cult of iPhone 4.0 Goes Public
The iPhone 4, also known as the Jesus Phone, was released today. In anticipation of this religious event, more than six hundred people with nothing better to do lined up…
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Twitter.
They may not be down with Darwin, supporters of stem cell research, or even aware of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider, but you can bet your Communion wafer that they’re tweeting…
Vuvuzela-Related Deaths Skyrocket
Officials in South Africa are mystified by a tremendous surge in homicides that involve vuvuzelas. Recent crime statistics have shown that the low-key, lovable horn occasionally used by soccer fans…
Miley Cyrus Claims New Fans
In a recent battle for the artistic innocence of pop stars, 17 year old Miley Cyrus has taken up the fight for feminism and double standards. The action came after…
The Northstar Session: Winter Collection Review
The Northstar Session is a quartet hailing from California. The four-piece features Matthew Szlachetka on guitar and vocals, Kane McGee on drums and vocals, Shiben Bhattacharya on bass, and Dave…
Darth Vader Receives Psychoanalysis
Not so long ago, in a lab across the Atlantic, several psychologists donned their white lab coats, popped some popcorn (extra butter), and set out to diagnose one of the…
Clever Sharks Invade Key West
In a complete surprise to veteran researchers a rare breed of super smart bull sharks have been discovered off the coast of Key West, FL, representatives from the Discovery Channel…
World Cup Runneth Over: Soccer Hooligans
Very soon, the country in which I live will temporarily change its name. For a period of around two weeks, starting on June 11th, it will be illegal for any…
Ask An Owl: Pole Dancing Exercises
I was wondering how much of the newer, wide-spread pole dancing "exercising" classes were becoming so popular with moms. Are they really trying to lose weight, or are they trying…