Los Angeles, CA: With the censorship flood-gates opened, due to Comedy Central censoring the use of Muhammad in a recent South Park episode, it was only a matter of time before other television shows were effected by the aftermath of bleeping and black-box activities.
Next on the list: Family Guy.
The long-running animated sitcom celebrated its 150th episode at the beginning of the month. It was tauted as an
hour long special filled with music, dancing, and Brian and Stewie stuck in a bank vault, everything that has made Family Guy the sensational show it has been. Unfortunately, the episode was censored at the last possible moment due to terrorist threats from one of the more fearsome groups in the world: coprophiliacs.
Coprophiliacs, aka fecalfiliacs, aka those obsessed with mookie-stinks, took offense to a specific scene that was leaked from Family Guy’s 150th gem. The scene in question is where Brian Griffin slurps poo out of Stewie’s diaper when they are locked in a bank vault over-night so that the young child would not get a rash.
“I was highly offended when I heard what was to air in that episode!” stated local poop fetishist Hamilton Ramsey. “No-one I know of on the Family Guy staff is a bona-fide coprophiliac. So how can they be the judge of the sound made when sucking poop out of a diaper? Only the true connoiseurs of crap can re-create such a sound.”
Poop lovers the world over agreed. The Worldwide Toutery of Feces, a militarized group of like-minded sh*t lovers, took action when word spread of the Family Guy depiction of poo-slurping. On their website poopforall.org, a public letter was addressed to the FOX Network, stating that if the 150th Family Guy episode was aired in its entirety, including the sacred sludge-slurping that they hold dear, the network building as well as the Family Guy studios would be bombarded by poop-slinging “the likes which have never been seen.”
“Remember the sh*t-storm over ‘Two Girls, One Cup’? This will be even WORSE!” explained WTF webmaster Archie Hucrop.
FOX Networks quickly censored the episode before airing, inciting a public outcry against censorship by a mass of 10 to 20 people.
“I can’t believe FOX would cave in to such demands. I’m not going to rest until I hear Brian licking poop out of a diaper.” stated Family Guy fan Heath Shroeder. “I’m even setting up a Facebook page. Free Episode 150!”
The page, at the moment, has three people who “LIKE” it.