Washington, DC: The nation was rocked yesterday, in ways that not even “Guns N Roses” front-man Axl Rose could have imagined, as Vice-President Joe Biden gave President Barack Obama a big f**king congratulations for pushing through his big f**king health-care reform.
The big f**king statement came as Biden introduced President Obama at the signing of the health-care bill. When asked about his big f**king exclamation, at a press conference in front of the big f**king White 
House, Biden responded, “What’s the big f***king deal? I was pretty sure this f**king language was commonplace by f**king now.”
Indeed, it would seem that Biden’s “big f**king” wouldn’t be a big f**king deal, if not for the big f**king deal that reports at the signing made it out to be. From cable television to the internet to Samuel Jackson to New York City drivers, a lot of big f**king words that used to be seen as obscene have become part of the f**king English language.
In a big f**king poll conducted by the Higher Education Research Institute at UCLA, it seems 84% of the American population “couldn’t f**king care less” about the use of curse words in society, 15% would “never f**king use the word”, and 1% “never heard the f**king term used in any f**king point of their f**king life.”
However, not everyone is as comfortable with the Vice-President of the United States using such potty language.
Big f**king conservative Newt Gingrich had this to say: “Forgetting the vulgarity for a second, I think it tells you the ego level, and the sort of ‘look at us, look at us’ attitude of this administration. You wouldn’t ever hear me pick such a poor choice of words. It’s pretty f**king pathetic.”
The phrase continues to find more big f**king supporters and detractors as time goes by. It is now believed that Biden may have been present at the NFL scouting combine, moments before the administering of the Wonderlic Test. Reports are unclear if it was the Vice-President who shouted at football quarterback Tim Tebow to “shut the f**k up.”