Time Warner Cable to Sponsor Next Earth Hour
This past Saturday marked the third "Earth Hour," a steadily growing annual eco-awareness hour where citizens of Earth turn off anything that lights up. Cities around the world dumped themselves…
Richardson Cover-Up: The Real Culprit is Parking
Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film Patty Hearst and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of Cabaret, died Wednesday…
iPOS 3.0 to be Released
Cupertino, CA: After months of mockery and resentment, but steady sales, Apple has raised the bar of excellence with the sophisticated features present in its iPhone 3.0 Operating System, due…
Historian Discovers Roots of St. Patrick’s Day
Dr. Haggis O'Connell, renowned professor of European Studies at Harvard University, has discovered ancient texts revealing a surprising secret: the celebration of St. Patrick's Day once related to a hero…
Terrell Owens Set to Create 33rd NFL Team
Dallas, TX: After being summarily released by the Dallas Cowboys on Wednesday, Terrell Owens and his agent, Drew Rosenhaus sought out teams willing to offer the outspoken receiver a long…
Education in Diplomacy
About eleven years ago I decided to return to school to work on fulfilling some required classes that I just gave up on. I left art school in 1984 with…
Carnal Coffee
It's all go in the wacky world of food and drink this week. The recession-hit industry is rising to the challenge with one coffee shop owner resorting to radical measures…
Blood Night: The Interview of Frank Sabatella
Our editor sits down with director Frank Sabatella and special effects artist Jeremy Selenfriend to discuss Sabatella's major directorial debut, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet. The movie itself…
GPS Misdirects Man for 5 Days
Another life was saved from faulty electronics yesterday, as local authorities found a man in his car on the mountain roads of Montana, severely dehydrated and, more importantly, out of…
Review of Lily Allen’s “It’s Not Me, It’s You”
(Editor’s note: Darby turned in a music review this week that was not up to the usual high standards we have here at The Inept Owl. However, when we tried…