Washington, DC: Early this morning, a gathering of about twenty thousand Obama supporters marched on the White House off of Pennsylvania Avenue, and proceeded to set up camp. Secret Service agents were suspicious of the activity outside of the White House gates, which prompted a call to action by the Washington D.C. police.
Apparently, the demonstration was made up of Obama supporters who either thought Barack Obama 
was to take over as president of The United States of America at the end of the week, or people who just didn’t have anything better to do.
“Well, after campaigning for Obama these past four months, I really didn’t know what to do with myself. I quit my job, divorced my wife, and alienated most of my friends when I decided to get serious with my campaigning. So now I’m just going to wait for this change to begin,” stated faddish liberal Michael Krantzen.
Mr. Krantzen’s story is quite like many other zealous Obama supporters. Many people have turned from normal, political savvy individuals into reckless, slogan-chanting mob-leaders, some in the span of a mere week. People who had never even registered to vote before began setting up tables in the streets and preaching Obama 3:16. For these past few months, many people have given their time and life savings to Obama’s campaign for change, with a political fervor they never knew before.
“Dude, I haven’t been this excited since the Red Sox won the World Series!” stated Felix Henderson.
Not all supporters are on the same page, however. “I hate these f*cking poseurs!” explained Stacy Milano. “I’ve been living off of soybeans and water for almost a year in order to give Obama my full support. A lot of these idiots jumped on the ‘change’ bandwagon after Hillary got the boot. F*ck them!”
Unfortunately, there are a few demonstrators who, for lack of a more subtle explanation, are as dumb as rocks.
“Where’s Obama, man? He’s president now, but ‘The Man’ is keeping him out of the White House! I’m gonna protest out here until Obama is allowed to take his place in that Oval Office!” stated a spaced-out hippie who went by the name Cody. He then proceeded to scream, “Hell no, we won’t go!” while peeing on the wrought-iron fence.
When it was explained to Cody that Obama was the President-Elect, and would not take office until January, Cody called this news crew “a bunch of fascist fat-cats conspiring with The Man.”
With the arrival of police enforcement, demonstrators became belligerent, screaming at riot police officers and throwing shoes, hats, and Obama pins. “See? They want to fight the change! You can’t stop the change!” screamed Cody.
The peace was preserved without injury, however FOX News, fearful of losing a scoop, reported that three officers and a protestor were killed, and many others required medical attention.