Ode To A Cup Holder
Trickster! You sir:
You seemed to secure
My cup of refreshment,
Of that I was sure.
I went for a drive,
I stopped for a drink,
A Berry Berry Smoothie,
So frosty, so pink.
A right turn, you wronged me:
A great big splat,
My console! My carpet!
My brand new mat!
Oh, drat.
Next week: Ode To A Scrub Brush, Shampoo Haiku