Rarely does such ridiculous news coverage come across our desks, but we couldn’t pass up some of the coverage of Hurricane Gustav as it “smashed” into New Orleans.

   If you find anything else, don’t hesitate to send it in! This coverage will be continual until we, like FOX News, get bored with it.

   Don’t worry, we will positively give credit to those courageous reporters:


Geraldo Rivera gives us the harrowing story of an emergency worker that was, for some reason, IN THE WATER!!! Luckily, the boat he hopped out of and was attached to him via lifeline was there to “save” him.

Geraldo Rivera misses the scoop, again


By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.