For years, the President’s phone in the Oval Office has been a closely-guarded secret. Being the hotline to the most powerful person in the western world, it is naturally the greatest phone in the history of mankind(with the exception of Adam West’s Batman phone.) Even such powerful dignitaries as the Pope, the British Prime Minister, and Mike & Mike from ESPN Radio have been forbidden from using, taking pictures of, or even looking at the Presidential telephone.
However, the incredibly talented journalists here at the Inept Owl have been able to get the first known shot of the Commander-in-Chief’s phone. By using a brilliant combination of The Freedom of Information Act, a camera phone, and some well-timed boob-flashing, they were able to get the following photograph.
