Montauk Monster May Be Luke Perry
After a little less than a week of skepticism, wonderment, and downright ignorance, it is now believed by the general scientific community that the alleged "Montauk Monster" that has gripped…
More Apologies are in Order
On Tuesday, the U.S. House of Representatives formally apologized for the "fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity" of slavery and the legal segregation of African-Americans. Which, of course, as Martha…
Rob Wheatley Biography
Rob was born in Essex, not too far from London in the UK, in the mid 1960's. He made an early impression on his school teachers, managing to get himself…
With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility
With many of my American friends caught up in the Obamamania, and excited about the prospect of seeing real democratic change and a new beginning, I thought it was about…
Sugar Pops VS. Sugar Smacks
The editor asked that I compare Sugar Pops® and Sugar Smacks® in some sort of fashion dictated by my experience as an artist. While being an artist is not a…
Trick of the Tail
For months I had what I believed to be a boil, abscess, or ingrown hair or something right on the crack of my ass. Right up at the top where…
The Phone in Chief
For years, the President's phone in the Oval Office has been a closely-guarded secret. Being the hotline to the most powerful person in the western world, it is naturally the…
Mugabe Stripped of Knighthood, Meat Pies
Critics of the British Monarchy have been dealt a right royal slap this week, courtesy of its head honcho, The Queen. The Royals, who are generally labeled as "behind the…
Alanis Morissette’s “Flavors of Entanglement”
Welcome to Flavors Of Entanglement Don't get me wrong. Lyrically, this is still Alanis. You still have a “kiss my ass” anthem in “Straightjacket.” You still have the “I admire…
Millions Buy, Confused By, iPhone 3G
Worldwide: This past weekend Apple released a new version of their iPhone, a move most of the over 10 million technology-driven consumers knew was eventual but couldn’t fathom happening so…