Review: WALL*E
Pixar studio's new release, Wall*E, is following a long line of highly successful animated features from a company who consistently shows they know what they are doing with the medium.…
An Ode to The Pontiff of Profanity
Another one gone. George Carlin, philosopher, sage, wise man, one of the great social and political commentators of our time. No doubt he'll join the other comedic legends of his…
McMahon Enters Sweepstakes
In lieu of recently public financial troubles, Ed McMahon had recently entered the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, of which he is the celebrity spokesman for, with a response of awkwardness…
NY Times to Hire Bloggers
In a bold move, the New York Times announced today that they will begin laying off journalists and columnists, then replace them with bloggers. Sarah Huffledink, spokesperson for the esteemed…
Get Smart: The Actual Review
Back in January, I wrote a blog that debated how good an idea a Get Smart remake was in 2008. Can a parody of a genre that no longer functions…
Freak Weather System Due to Hit London
Meteorologists around the world are warning of a huge band of severe weather, due to hit London U.K. within the next 2 weeks. Their predictions make for unsettling reading, as…
Vice-Presidential Possibilities
Finally, after months of campaigning, online voting, and tons of jokes about Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul(assuming he is really finished and Ralph Nader isn't Ron Paul with color-treated hair),…
The Pirate Ferry
It had been six years since I left my home. I had packed up and left my wild and wicked ways behind me. The town of Makawao on the Hawaiian…
Arab Militants Face Dressing Down
Arab extremists are up in arms right now, after a prominent member was recently contacted by a U.S Army general, who was out in the outskirts of Kabul, looking to…
Dog to Revamp TV Show
In light of social unrest following Duane "Dog" Chapman's publicized racist slurs in November of 2007, the A&E reality show Dog the Bounty Hunter suspended filming for its fifth season.…