Four Members of The Inept Owl Suspected Cult Members
Recently it has been learned that four members of The Inept Owl staff had been born within two days of each other. Although the ages and birthplaces are different, it…
MapQuest Behind Aqua Car
Recently scientists from Switzerland have released the prototype for a new vehicle, one which could travel on land and also the depths of the oceans. This convertible aqua car could…
Families Living By River Caught Off-Guard By Flooding
Families with homes along the Ohio River woke up this morning, shocked to find their backyards covered in water. Due to greater-than-average snowfall, followed by greater-than-average rainfall, the Ohio River…
English Law Loses Jolly Good Fun
The House Of Lords recently passed a bill to remove the blasphemy laws from English statute books. This still needs to be passed by the House Of Commons to become…
Vatican Puts New Spin on New Testament
A stunning new document has been released from Vatican archives just in time for the Easter holiday. It is supposedly a transcript of the first conversation between Jesus Christ and…
You Don’t Know What Love Is
I love the White Stripes. This is a declaration that seems sort of silly in 2008. Why take the time to write about your love of a band that has…
Review of The Northstar Session’s New Prehistoric Times
The term “rock” entails something that’s hard. Hard is something that these guys aren’t. I wouldn’t throw them to the other side of the spectrum either, though, as a soft…
Terribly Good (and Terrible): The Somnambulist, Reviewed
"Be warned. This book has no literary merit whatsoever. It is a lurid piece of nonsense... I doubt you'll believe a word of it." With an intro like that, how…
Review of STAGE FOUR’s “Love Finds Peter Plogojowitz”
As a first-rate music critic for a first-rate online publication, I find that careful research is an essential component to my craft. So, naturally, when I received a copy of…
Project Runway’s Christian Siriano Resurrects Fad
A new fashion trend is having a resurgence across the nation, thanks to Christian Siriano, this year's winner of BRAVO's Project Runway. That trend, for lack of a better term,…