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NJ Traffic Scandal Labeled Military Exercise by Christie Supporters

NJ Traffic Scandal Labeled Military Exercise by Christie Supporters

| January 10, 2014 | 0 Comments

Gov. Chris Christie’s traffic scandal could be the next step in military strategy.

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Basketball Fans Shocked that Dennis Rodman’s Odd Behavior in North Korea Took This Long

Basketball Fans Shocked that Dennis Rodman’s Odd Behavior in North Korea Took This Long

| January 9, 2014 | 0 Comments

During his adventures in North Korea, Dennis Rodman alienates basketball fans…again.

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Republicans Celebrate Party’s Triumph Over Science

Republicans Celebrate Party’s Triumph Over Science

| January 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

GOP leaders gathered yesterday to celebrate a successful year for the Republican Party, capped off with an 11% decline in the belief in evolution with their colleagues.

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US Government to Destroy Over 1,000 Tons of Elmo Dolls for Environmental Safety

US Government to Destroy Over 1,000 Tons of Elmo Dolls for Environmental Safety

| January 6, 2014 | 0 Comments

Following the destruction of ivory, the United States takes aim at Elmo dolls.

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Volcker Rule Requires Bankers to Pinky-Swear Not to Crash Economy

Volcker Rule Requires Bankers to Pinky-Swear Not to Crash Economy

| December 16, 2013 | 0 Comments

Washington, DC: Proponents of financial reform are celebrating the revised Volcker Rule, which imposes a strict requirement that the heads of the banking industry promise to never ruin the economy again.  This promise will be sealed by a traditional legal contract referred to as pinky jurare.  This is when the two parties lock pinkies while […]

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War on Christmas Portrays Historical Discrimination Against Rich, White, Christian Men

War on Christmas Portrays Historical Discrimination Against Rich, White, Christian Men

| December 16, 2013 | 0 Comments

Look out, minorities. There’s a new socially maligned group in the United States, and they’re not going to take it anymore: rich, white, Christian men.

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Volcker Rule Raises Eyes in Banks, Vegas

Volcker Rule Raises Eyes in Banks, Vegas

| December 13, 2013 | 0 Comments

Las Vegas, NV: With the adoption of the latest Dodd-Frank financial overhaul law, dubbed “the Volcker Rule,” set to be implemented in 2015, banks aren’t the only companies scurrying for shelter.

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Lawmakers Pass Landmark Toy Gun Control Law

Lawmakers Pass Landmark Toy Gun Control Law

| December 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

The Nerf Nerf™ Act, requires those interested in owning a toy gun to pass an extensive background check.

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Santorum Compares Mandela’s Fight Against Apartheid to First World US Problems

Santorum Compares Mandela’s Fight Against Apartheid to First World US Problems

| December 6, 2013 | 0 Comments

Rick Santorum recently compared Nelson Mandela to the crusty old white men of Congress in a declaration of honor.

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Tea Party Congressman Trey Radel Becomes Bored with Tea, Opts for Cocaine

Tea Party Congressman Trey Radel Becomes Bored with Tea, Opts for Cocaine

| November 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

The Tea Party contemplates a name change after congressmember Trey Radel’s recent charge of cocaine possession.

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