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Vote to Extend Breaking Bad Goes Unheeded

Vote to Extend Breaking Bad Goes Unheeded

| November 6, 2013 | 0 Comments

The American public became just a bit more jaded by politics yesterday, as the most coordinated write-in vote in the history of US elections was left ignored.

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Congress Celebrates Survival of Election Day 2013

Congress Celebrates Survival of Election Day 2013

| November 6, 2013 | 0 Comments

Election Day 2013 went off with minor casualties yesterday, as all current members of the United States House of Representatives and the Senate were victorious in protecting their places in government legislation.

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Russia Pleads for Snowden to Release Bogus Secrets on Website

Russia Pleads for Snowden to Release Bogus Secrets on Website

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments

To have Snowden performing analyses and maintenance on the site could allow the release of fake reports and foreign policy that would make Russia feared once again, by more than just gay Olympic athletes.

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Kansas Considers Corporate Sponsored Suicide Hotlines

Kansas Considers Corporate Sponsored Suicide Hotlines

| October 23, 2013 | 2 Comments

In the wake of a $19 million dollar cut to mental health services, Kansas has begun courting corporate sponsors to pick up the rest of the bill.

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Congress Celebrates Landmark Budget Punt

Congress Celebrates Landmark Budget Punt

| October 21, 2013 | 0 Comments

After settling on a budget deal last Wednesday, Congress met in front of the Capitol building for the traditional responsibility-punting ceremony.

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NSA Leaks Reporter Leaves Guardian After Being Offered Amazing Position by Mysterious Man in Black

NSA Leaks Reporter Leaves Guardian After Being Offered Amazing Position by Mysterious Man in Black

| October 16, 2013 | 0 Comments

Journalist Glenn Greenwald from the Guardian receives dream opportunity from man in black.

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Politicians Begin Training for Side Jobs During Shutdown

Politicians Begin Training for Side Jobs During Shutdown

| October 14, 2013 | 0 Comments

Most senators are optimistic that a deal will be arranged to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling, but some politicians are not so sure.

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Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life

Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life

| October 11, 2013 | 0 Comments

Throughout America, citizens have begun applying the government shutdown method to their normal way of life.

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Proprietors of Kobuk Valley National Park Unaware of Any Changes

Proprietors of Kobuk Valley National Park Unaware of Any Changes

| October 3, 2013 | 0 Comments

One day after the U.S. government shut down operations, the proprietors and caretakers of Kobuk Valley National Park, one of the least visited national parks in the United States, appear to be completely unaware of anything different.

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Congress Stages Protest Against Congress

Congress Stages Protest Against Congress

| October 3, 2013 | 0 Comments

With government shutdown now a reality, Representatives and Senators have taken to the streets in protest.

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