GOP leaders gathered yesterday to celebrate a successful year for the Republican Party, capped off with an 11% decline in the belief in evolution with their colleagues.
Following the destruction of ivory, the United States takes aim at Elmo dolls.
Washington, DC: Proponents of financial reform are celebrating the revised Volcker Rule, which imposes a strict requirement that the heads of the banking industry promise to never ruin the economy again. This promise will be sealed by a traditional legal contract referred to as pinky jurare. This is when the two parties lock pinkies while […]
Look out, minorities. There’s a new socially maligned group in the United States, and they’re not going to take it anymore: rich, white, Christian men.
Rick Santorum recently compared Nelson Mandela to the crusty old white men of Congress in a declaration of honor.
The Tea Party contemplates a name change after congressmember Trey Radel’s recent charge of cocaine possession.