Category: Politics
NSA Leaks Reporter Leaves Guardian After Being Offered Amazing Position by Mysterious Man in Black
Journalist Glenn Greenwald from the Guardian receives dream opportunity from man in black.
Politicians Begin Training for Side Jobs During Shutdown
Most senators are optimistic that a deal will be arranged to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling, but some politicians are not so sure.
Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life
Throughout America, citizens have begun applying the government shutdown method to their normal way of life.
Proprietors of Kobuk Valley National Park Unaware of Any Changes
One day after the U.S. government shut down operations, the proprietors and caretakers of Kobuk Valley National Park, one of the least visited national parks in the United States, appear to be completely unaware of anything different.
Congress Stages Protest Against Congress
With government shutdown now a reality, Representatives and Senators have taken to the streets in protest.
IRS Consoles Public During Government Shutdown
Good news, everyone! Although the government has shut down, our valiant employees at the IRS will continue to collect your hard-earned money and audit your businesses.
NSA Pleads with Public to Stop Joking About Them in Private Conversations and Email
Amid the ongoing controversy over the NSA’s domestic spying program, the government organization has asked people to stop making jokes about the NSA reading said conversations.
Syria Agrees to Consider UN’s Stern Talking-to Resolution
The UN resolution in Syria calls for a 30-minute, strongly-worded talking-to discussion with plenty of finger-wagging.
Operation Miley seen by DoD as Huge Success
Pentagon leaders have issued a statement commending the actions of Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards last week.
San Diego Mayor Filner to Apologize for Not Harassing Prettier Women
San Diego, CA: In one of the oddest cases of sexual harassment in politics, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner has come under fire for the alleged sexual harassment of at least 16 women over the span of at least 10 years. The most recent accusers, an elderly, blonde lawyer and a 67 year old great-grandmother, […]
