Baseball Team Forfeits Championship Because of a Girl
Phoenix, AZ: The Our Lady of Tears baseball team forfeited a championship game against Arizona Sun Preparatory School this past…
Sunphobia on the Rise; Vampire Slayers on Alert
United States: First, it was the Tanorexics—women in their teens, 20s and 30s with such a fondness for tan skin…
Catholic School Bans Rainbows; Fantasy Creatures in an Uproar
Toronto, ON CANADA: Leprechauns, unicorns, fairies, and woodland nymphs are in an uproar over a Catholic school’s recent decision to…
Gay Marriage is the Gateway Marriage
Bob Bordus of the Straight Marriage for Maryland group has finally added a new argument in the anti-gay marriage arsenal.…
Tanorexia Found to be Hereditary
A new study published in the Archives of Dermatology has found the deadly disease tanorexia to be hereditary.
Holy Hepatitis! Parishioners Get More than Communion during Christmas Mass
Massapequa Park, NY: Christmas Day is one of the busiest for Catholic Churches around the world. It is the one…
Apocalypse Coming Sooner Than Expected
Raleigh, NC—If you resolved to lose fifty pounds this year or to limit your habit to one pack a day,…
Salvation Army Says Yes to Guns, No to Sparkling Vampires
Few people are probably aware that the Salvation Army has strict guidelines when it comes to what types of toys…
ABC Execs are Seeing Stars
Hollywood, CA: And yet another season of Dancing With the Stars has come to a glittery close, crowning Jennifer Grey…
Frito-Lay Prefers Silence to Saving the Planet
Plano, Texas: The snack company Frito-Lay amazed and impressed people in the spring of 2009 when it switched the packaging…