Are you a person of action? Not today. You may even be dead. So it goes…
Ease up and make sure that you aren’t taking any unnecessary risks. Nobody wants to clean up the aftermath of base-jumping gone bad in this July heat.
When it comes to picking partners today, you are likely to be a very popular pick! Unfortunately, these picks probably have to do more with sports or hospital buddies than sex.
Self-nurturing can’t always be put on the back burner. Or any burner, for that matter, if you’re ever planning on having kids.
An ex is back! If you feel more romantic about them than ever, keep your distance. They’re your ex for a reason, whether it be trust issues, differences of taste, or the fact that she used to take the batteries out of the remote so that you couldn’t flip the channel from American Idol to South Park and keep you from getting up to manually change the channel with sex.
Relationships are hard.
Today, you won’t let yourself out of your responsibility to be there for someone. Just be sure to cover your nuts while you’re sitting in for your friend at the cesspool dunk tank while wearing a sequined dress and a clown nose.
If life is a see-saw, you’re sitting in the middle: extremely steady, but who really sits in the center of a see-saw? The action is on the ends.
Wonderful news is coming! Unfortunately, it’s probably wonderful because it has nothing to do with you.
Mixing up the power roles in a newish friendship will show you where you belong. It will also show you if this is a friendship, or an S&M roleplay.
You need more structure in life. This could be just following through with tasks, or sticking with certain movie roles that you’re good at. I’m looking in your direction, Ryan Reynolds.
Friends are the family you choose, which means that you can also un-choose them. Which means they can also choose to bang your significant other in retaliation without worry that holidays with the family will get anxious.
Luck is on your side today, so enjoy a series of positive encounters. however, this doesn’t mean that you should wander into the bad neighborhoods thinking that they’ll accept a crusty old white man and drape him in their gang colors.