Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears, is suing his ex-boss for sexual harrassment. The lawsuit, filed Wednesday, alleges that Ms. Spears exposed herself to Mr. Flores on numerous occasions. According to Mr. Flores, Ms. Spears even went so far as to say, “you know you liked it” on at least one of those occasions – a statement that greatly upset him.
Flores, who, according to sources, is known in certain circles as The Big Gayfer, denies “liking it” and claims to be shocked and disgusted by the site of the bombshell’s genitalia flashing in his face. Also, according to Mr. Flores, Ms. Spears allegedly made “repeated unwanted sexual advances” that he, in his ambiguous sexuality, rejected outright. Flores recalls one instance in particular where Ms. Spears summoned him to her room. Upon entering, he found her standing naked before him. After an awkward silence, she asked for two bottles of 7-Up.
“Obviously, that means something,” said Flores. “Who asks for 7-Up when they’re naked? She obviously wanted to touch my naughty place.”
Flores also alleges that she engaged in numerous sex acts in front of him. This also made him uncomfortable, though, he admits, this could be due to the fact that he was hiding in her closet wearing a pair of high heels when the acts occurred. It is unknown as to whether Ms. Spears was aware of his presence at the time of the sexual acts.
Ms. Spears, when made aware of these allegations, had no public comment. It is rumoured, however, that when informed of the allegations, she was heard to mutter, “What a homo.”