Snyder Blames Michigan for Trusting Government
Flint, MI – Michigan Governor and Snidely Whiplash impersonator Rick Snyder held a press conference Monday to place the blame for the Flint water crisis on those who held ultimate…
Marco Rubio Pledges to be More Latino, Moist
Tallahassee, Florida: In a press conference today in his home state, Senator Marco Antonio Ricardo Carlos Velasquez Rubio announced that he was going “Full-Latino”, adding at the end of his…