Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
The NSA is Your New Facebook Friend
Menlo Park, CA: Today, Facebook CEO and real-life Revenge of the Nerds character Mark Zuckerberg announced the next step in his race to make Facebook the most hated company in…
Curt Shilling Alive and Well Annoying Public after Boston Bombing
Boston, MA: In the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, the sports world was riveted in an extremely quiet celebration when it was believed that former Red Sox…
Super Bowl XLVII Blackout Blamed on Terrorists, Beyoncé’s Dress
New Orleans, LA: On Sunday, a nation of viewers tuned in to witness two things unable to hold a charge, one expected and one unexpected. The expected power outage was…
Ground Zero Donut Shop Enters Debate
New York, NY: With the public release of plans to turn the decrepit building of the Burlington Coat Factory into an Islamic Cultural Center/Mosque, American tensions have run high. The…
Airports Institute Body Cavity Searches
Washington, DC: In an effort to bolster security measures and prevent Nigerian extremists from detonating aircraft on Christian holidays, airports throughout the country have announced plans to begin body cavity…