Papa John to Enter Presidential Race
Louisville, KY: Bolstered by the success of former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain in early Republican polling, the founder of Papa John's Pizza has decided to throw his hat into…
Public Criticizes New GOP for Not Fixing Economy Yet
Washington, DC: With mid-term elections complete, Republicans grabbed the majority of seats in the House of Representatives, and edged closer to breaking even in the Senate. One cause of this…
Lipton Considering Changing Product Name
For nearly two years, the Tea Party Movement has inspired thousands of uneducated and easily misled citizens of the United States to take to the streets in order to protest…
Bristol Palin to Wed Baby Daddy
Anchorage, AK: Usually when a young woman finally convinces a guy to put a ring on it, her parents are among the first to know. But not for the infamous…
The Taxman Cometh
Well, once again tax time has come and gone. Each year we get our W-2s in the mail and, like good peasant merchants, we handed some of our hard-earned income…