Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling
Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.
Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General
Ann Coulter goes off on soccer as I go off on her for going off on soccer.
Pistorius to Undergo Psych Evaluation to Prove He Is Crazy for Killing Extremely Hot Girlfriend
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology
Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview…
Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others
Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.
Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets
Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.
Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild
Broncos veteran cornerback Champ Bailey is set to be released from the team and then, literally, into the wild.
NFL Officials Practice Flag-Tossing for 49ers VS Seahawks Game
NFL Official train in flag-throwing and other skills for game between the 49ers and Seahawks.
Yelena Isinbayeva Keeps a Straight Face While Holding a Pole
Moscow, RUSSIA: In breaking news that has people both excited and disgusted at the same time, Russian world champion pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva spoke out against two Swedish athletes who…
Curt Shilling Alive and Well Annoying Public after Boston Bombing
Boston, MA: In the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, the sports world was riveted in an extremely quiet celebration when it was believed that former Red Sox…