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This week on Unpartisan, we cover Presidential Dropouts 2016, Supreme Court Justice nominees, and Ted Cruz’s Canadianism. If that’s a word. https://soundcloud.com/unpartisan/unpartisan-ep1002-presidential-dropouts Theme song provided by Audionautix.com and Donald Trump
In episode 1001 of Unpartisan, Pat and Eli break down the power of Kim Jong-un, immigration policies referring to DAPA, and the architectural landscape of America if Donald Trump became…
Pyongyang, N. Korea – The world was reminded that, yes, North Korea is still a thing, as the country’s television programming proclaimed that the country had successfully tested a hydrogen…
Burns, Oregon – On Saturday, a group of concerned citizens expressed their discontent with the Federal government by forcibly occupying a National Wildlife Refuge and threatening to shoot anyone who…
We’re back! Back to unlocking the mysteries of the stars in order to learn our paths in life. Back to understand how destiny and opportunity intertwine day to day. For…
Sanford, FL: As the high profile trial of George Zimmerman in the murder of Trayvon Martin reconvened on Monday, Zimmerman’s defense lawyer Don West followed up the knock-knock joke used…
Dallas, Texas: On Thursday, George W. Bush presided over the opening of his presidential library, the George W. Bush Library of ‘Merica. The name was chosen to represent the former…
Dallas, TX— It seemed too good to be true. George W. Bush, the former president of the United States who had launched hundreds of grammatically incorrect quotes and slogans, will…
Boston, MA: In the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, the sports world was riveted in an extremely quiet celebration when it was believed that former Red Sox…
Boston, MA: As the dust has settled and suspects are gathered up in relation to the bombing at the Boston Marathon, it seems that more questions than answers are rising.…