Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
In case you don’t have social media and/or friends screaming, “Feel the Bern!” at you whenever politics comes up, presidential hopeful of the Democratic Party, Sen. Bernie Sanders, was interrupted…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Logo Belongs on an Afternoon Talk Show
To call the United States presidential nomination campaigns of 2016 a circus would be demeaning to circus acts everywhere. At least with circuses, you know that, eventually, you are going…
ICYWYMI: Sarah Palin Guest Stars in Trump Reality Campaign
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. No matter what you may think about Donald…
Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes
The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan's free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.
Republicans Unleash George W. Bush on Democrats
Washington DC: It took 4 years for Republicans to figure out how to get out from under the cloud that former President George W. Bush put them under. Finally, they…
Economic Rebound Restarts Local Man’s Debt Cycle
Tempe, AZ: On Wednesday, an anonymous source at Wachovia leaked documents that revealed Bill Gunderson, of Tempe, Arizona, has capitalized on the rebounding economy by burying himself under two mortgages…
Senate Passes “No Soup for You” Bill
Washington, DC: This past week, the Senate passed a bill making those convicted of violent crimes ineligible from receiving food stamps. The bill was sponsored by Republican Senator and DC…
Gun Nuts Attempt to Ruin 3D Printers for Everyone
Austin, TX: As common knowledge of 3D printer capabilities continues to grow, a bunch of dicks from Texas decided that the best way to let people know more about them…
President Obama Comes Out of Conservative Closet
Washington, DC: This past week, President Obama unveiled his plan to cater to groups heretofore underrepresented in his administration, specifically radical conservatives, conspiracy theorists, and Dick Cheney enthusiasts. Throughout his…
Assh*les Unite Against Sodomy
Richmond, Virginia: Yesterday, Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli organized a rally in front of the state court house in support of anti-sodomy laws. Cuccinelli reached out to groups all over…