Snyder Blames Michigan for Trusting Government
Flint, MI – Michigan Governor and Snidely Whiplash impersonator Rick Snyder held a press conference Monday to place the blame for the Flint water crisis on those who held ultimate…
ICYWYMI: Diplomacy is Not a Strength for Trump
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. After only hours of internment, the 10 U.S.…
ICYWYMI: Ted Cruz Drops the Mic, Has to Pick It Back Up
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last night, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz continued…
Florida Police Thwart Brutally Adorable Puppy Attack
Miami, FL: Last week, Florida police reacted quickly to prevent a violent incident by subduing a14-year old boy and his baby pit bull. The confrontation occurred during the afternoon on…
George W Bush Opens Library of ‘Merica
Dallas, Texas: On Thursday, George W. Bush presided over the opening of his presidential library, the George W. Bush Library of ‘Merica. The name was chosen to represent the former…
George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum Resurrects Old Political Jokes
Dallas, TX— It seemed too good to be true. George W. Bush, the former president of the United States who had launched hundreds of grammatically incorrect quotes and slogans, will…
Chair Stuns Polls in Surprise 2012 Election Campaign
Tampa, FL: Last week, the Republican National Committee was awarded a surprise for showing up to portray their support for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan: Clint Eastwood, talking to a…