Bernie Sanders Combs Hair, Examines Political Options
New York, NY – This week, Vermont Senator and Seinfield co-creator Bernie Sanders made his own Palin-esque vote grab by announcing that he would be speak before an audience of…
ICYWYMI: Sarah Palin Guest Stars in Trump Reality Campaign
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. No matter what you may think about Donald…
Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto
Proof that conspiracy theorists are just like you and I.
President Obama Asks Americans for Just the Airstrikes
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised "just the airstrikes" and that "it won't hurt for long."
Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General
Ann Coulter goes off on soccer as I go off on her for going off on soccer.
Eric Cantor Defeated in Primary by Small Guppy Named Pedro
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor was handed an historic defeat in the Republican primary yesterday by a local house pet.
FCC Votes on Net Neutrality. Internet Providers to Charge $5 per User to See Results
The results of the FCC voting on net neutrality are in, but have not been released due to "content providers that do not pay for prioritized access."
Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”
Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.
Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill
Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.