NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 1
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the…
The New NBA Bank Shot
The NBA is very close to allowing teams to put advertising on their players’ jerseys, following suit with such popular sports as soccer and NASCAR. NBA Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver…
Morris Claiborne, NFL Prospect, Unsure Who Wonderlic Is
Morris Claiborne, a highly touted cornerback from LSU who is destined to be a top-ten pick in this year’s NFL draft, is retarded. Claiborne, who is skilled on the field…
Chiefs Sign the Wrong Peyton
Kansas City, MO—Today a spokesperson for the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs proudly revealed that they had made a major free-agent acquisition, only to realize they had signed the wrong player.…
Manning to Try Out Teams for 2012 Season
Tempe, AZ: The release of 4-time NFL MVP quarterback and perennial forehead Peyton Manning by the Indianapolis Colts has sent shock-waves through the rest of the NFL as teams struggle…
Boba Fett Denies Part in Saints Defense
New Orleans, LA: The latest entry as "America's Team" was delivered a crippling sack this past weekend, as former players opened allegations of knowledge and support of a bounty program…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLVI
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's…
Patriots Coach Belichick to Install New Gate at Home
Weston, MA: In celebration of the New England Patriots making it to their 5th Super Bowl in 10 years, coach Bill Belichick recently instigated plans for building a 4th gate…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Pro Bowl
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. While…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Conference Championships
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Things are coming down to the wire for all players, and much like our leaders, these games are really about seeing…