Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1005: Where Can We Pee?
This week on Unpartisan, we focus on the question that has plagued minorities throughout history: “Where can we pee?” Recently that segregated mantle has fallen on transgenders. But is the…
Unpartisan Podcast Episode 1001: Kim Jong-un is Magic
In episode 1001 of Unpartisan, Pat and Eli break down the power of Kim Jong-un, immigration policies referring to DAPA, and the architectural landscape of America if Donald Trump became…
North Korea H-Bomb Confirmed
Pyongyang, N. Korea – The world was reminded that, yes, North Korea is still a thing, as the country’s television programming proclaimed that the country had successfully tested a hydrogen…
North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented
In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its…
Rodman Cancels North Korea Visit Due to Seth Rogen Movie
With Seth Rogen's politically charged comedy, The Interview, creating more buzz than an army of George Bush Jr. clones, vacation travel by to North Korea has dropped by almost 90%.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim…
North Koreans Executed for Watching George Clooney Movies
North Korea continued to put more pressure over its people as, earlier this month, eighty people were executed in public displays for watching George Clooney movies.
North Korea to US: We Could Totally Kick Your Ass. We Just Don’t Feel Like It Right Now
Washington, DC: Today, officials in North Korea issued a strongly worded threat to the US assuring Americans that the North Korean military power is much stronger than theirs. The exact…