Joe Paterno’s Statue of No Limitations
Joe Paterno was a close friend of his for many years, but former Florida State coach Bobby Bowden thinks his statue of the late coach on Penn State’s campus should…
Joe Paterno Fails to Replace Abe Vigoda Joke
University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe…
Pennsylvania’s Happy Valley Changes to Predator Paradise
State College, PA: In the wake of the recent Jerry Sandusky/Penn State molestation scandal the residents of Happy Valley, the nickname bestowed upon State College from residents throughout the state,…