Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore rejoices over Supreme Court ruling on campaign donations.
Vice President Biden Pouts about Not Being Invited to Republican Party
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don't tell Vice President Joe Biden because he's in denial that he missed it.
Congress Celebrates Survival of Election Day 2013
Election Day 2013 went off with minor casualties yesterday, as all current members of the United States House of Representatives and the Senate were victorious in protecting their places in…
Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life
Throughout America, citizens have begun applying the government shutdown method to their normal way of life.
Congress Stages Protest Against Congress
With government shutdown now a reality, Representatives and Senators have taken to the streets in protest.
IRS Consoles Public During Government Shutdown
Good news, everyone! Although the government has shut down, our valiant employees at the IRS will continue to collect your hard-earned money and audit your businesses.
State of the Union 2013: Obama and the GOP Find Common Ground in Finger-Pointing
Washington, DC: Obama’s state of the union speech and the GOP’s response agreed on a common point: That it’s all the other guy’s fault. Obama came out smiling and looking…