President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol
In the war on drugs, President Obama hits hard. Or something.
Hummus Becomes No. 1 Public Health Concern
Atlanta, Georgia: The Centers for Disease Control have announced a new issue on the top of the day-to-day public health agenda: the American hummus addiction. Last week, the Wall Street…
Clinton Reminisces On a Times Square with Normal Prostitutes
New York, NY: Drugs; prostitution; public urination. These are just a few of the activities that made the Times Square of the past so interesting. Sometimes all three activities could…
Andy Dick Clean for 5 Months: Public Concerned
Los Angeles, CA: Suspicions have arose around comedian Andy Dick concerning his substance abuse and the erratic behavior that accompanies it: drug possession; indecent exposure; public intoxication; sexual abuse and…
Charlie Sheen Allegedly Stays Clean for 3 Hours
Los Angeles, CA: Reports are unconfirmed at the moment, but it seems as if actor Charlie Sheen may finally be making progress to turn around his erratic behavior involving, drugs,…