Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.
News Anchor Will Apologize to Samuel L. Jackson with Film Tribute
The reporter who mistook Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fisburne yesterday plans to honor the actor with a news segment highlighting his finest work in cinema.
Shia LaBeouf Submits Meltdown for Oscar Consideration
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance…
Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Plagiarized Apology for Plagiarizing Dan Clowes
Shia LaBeouf just can't stop plagiarizing!
Paul Walker Death Apparently Not Related to International Street Racing Crime Sydicate
Paul Walker died in a car crash on Saturday, leading many to wonder if it had to do with a rival street racing team from Russia or China.
Russell Brand to Kickstart Apathetic Revolution
In an interview with BBC News broadcaster Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight, erratic comedian-turned erratic political theorist Russell Brand symbolically fired the latest shot of a revolution. An apathetic, philosophical revolution,…
Pop Stars Film Takes You Behind the Scenes of Unrealistically Fake Moments
The One Direction film gives viewers a glimpse of the studio-engineered antics and professionally-directed monologues that they engage in backstage.
Operation Miley seen by DoD as Huge Success
Pentagon leaders have issued a statement commending the actions of Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards last week.
George Clooney Prepares to Play George Clooney in George Clooney
Hollywood, CA: In between producing, writing and directing films, his humanitarian work, political activism and slough of girlfriends, you would wonder when Academy Award winning actor George Clooney even has…
Ryan Gosling Role of Hollywood Hottie to be Filled by Joe Schmo
Tampa, FL: Last month, it was announced that Canadian actor Ryan Gosling would be taking a break from acting. Gosling held a press conference at the Beverly Hills Hotel to…