No, You Can’t Buy Detroit for a Dollar
Detroit, MI: Late last week, the city of Detroit filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy protection in federal court. Yes, the entire city. Through decades of alleged funds mismanagement and job,…
Economic Rebound Restarts Local Man’s Debt Cycle
Tempe, AZ: On Wednesday, an anonymous source at Wachovia leaked documents that revealed Bill Gunderson, of Tempe, Arizona, has capitalized on the rebounding economy by burying himself under two mortgages…
Twinkie Hoarding By Fat Mess Validated
Oshkosh, WI: It seemed that, due to urban legend, Twinkies would far outlive humanity due to their shelf-life. Due to the potential of Hostess (the makers of Twinkies and other…
Brain Vomit’s Last Revenge by Jess
La Princessa spews her witty opinions of today's current events!