Abe Vigoda: Killing Death Pools for 91 Years
New York, NY: For years, reports of his death proved to be premature, over and over again. A website was erected in order to tell the world of his true…
Joe Paterno Fails to Replace Abe Vigoda Joke
University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe…