Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling
Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.
Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General
Ann Coulter goes off on soccer as I go off on her for going off on soccer.
Rodman Cancels North Korea Visit Due to Seth Rogen Movie
With Seth Rogen's politically charged comedy, The Interview, creating more buzz than an army of George Bush Jr. clones, vacation travel by to North Korea has dropped by almost 90%.
Pistorius to Undergo Psych Evaluation to Prove He Is Crazy for Killing Extremely Hot Girlfriend
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology
Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview…
Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others
Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.
Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets
Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.
Dallas Cowboys Sign Sam Smith from Craigslist Due to Cap Issues
The Dallas Cowboys go to Craigslist to fill in their salary cap-handicapped roster.
Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild
Broncos veteran cornerback Champ Bailey is set to be released from the team and then, literally, into the wild.
NFL Officials Practice Flag-Tossing for 49ers VS Seahawks Game
NFL Official train in flag-throwing and other skills for game between the 49ers and Seahawks.