What’s In a Name?
About eighteen years ago, there was a glut of young women choosing names such as “Cody”, “Dakota”, or “Colton” for their soon-to-be-born male children. My immediate reaction to this was…
Exceptional Brain Vomit by Jess
First of all, cats suck. This statement may ostracize me from my sister and her fiance, who happen to own two cats. Their cats are lovely, but the rest of…
More Brain Vomit by Jess
First of all, what kind of cruelty is it to name your kid Chris Christie? The guy sounds like a fairy who sprinkles pixie dust on you so you can…
Brain Vomit by Jess
Apparently, a Qatari diplomat tried to have a smokey smoke in the bathroom on his flight from Washingtion to Denver, and when confronted about the smell of smoke by a…
Jessica’s News in Brief
I used to travel a lot for work, mostly to places that were far, far away. I'd end up on a 6am flight out of NYC, which means I'd be…
The Jesse James Saga: and I don’t mean the gunslinger
My favorite news story of the week: Jesse James has affairs with 4 women, possibly as high as 11. If I were Sandra Bullock, I'd be scrubbing my vagina with…
Where in the World is Cary Elwes?
Every child of the 80s, and many of the 90s, knows of Cary Elwes. Maybe you didn't know how to spell his name correctly. That's ok. I only just learned…
2010: A Space Oddity
As the years start to whiz by faster (not fast enough until I can retire), I am trying very hard to look for some kind of sign that better times…
How Straight Men Can Watch New Moon Safely
Yes, you have heard right. Throughout the universe there live a small, but virile, population of heterosexual men who need to watch the Twilight Saga's latest besmirchment of the classic…
Monkey Business
I have never been fond of monkeys. As a matter of fact, I have thought of them as evil creatures ever since my childhood. They share a special place in…