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For the past month, the sleepy town of Fulton, Mississippi had been inundated by civil rights legislation that, for once, isn't racially inspired. Instead, the focus has been on one…
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For the past month, the sleepy town of Fulton, Mississippi had been inundated by civil rights legislation that, for once, isn't racially inspired. Instead, the focus has been on one…
Two local gynecologists received a stern slap on the wrist recently for attempting a Cesarean section on a woman that was not, in fact, pregnant. In 2008, a rotund woman…
Due to continued pressure from government officials, public libraries across the state have slashed the salaries of their librarians last week. The typically docile librarians took to the streets this…
Donna Simpson, the New Jersey woman famous for seeking the title of “World’s Fattest Woman”, has filed a complaint against a married couple for trespassing inside her vagina. According to…
Members of the media, specifically those of the more right-handed radio resolve, are alternately confused and enthralled by the fact that Tiger Woods, once thought to be just African-Asian American,…
Celebrants filled the streets of New Orleans, spilling out from seedy sports bars and strip clubs and onto Bourbon Street to celebrate the Saints victory in the Super Bowl. The…
This past weekend, thousands of pamphlets were printed by the New York City Health Department. While many pundits had speculated the pamphlets may be about eating healthy on the cheap…
Last week, Northwest Flight 188 with its 144 passengers and 5 crew members was on its way to Minneapolis, Minnesota. Sometime during the flight, the pilots became engrossed in an…
Police are investigating after a Georgia woman scared off a would-be burglar by acting like a dog. No, this isn’t a joke. The Athens Banner-Herald reported Monday that the woman…
This past Thursday, both state and local authorities found themselves in a race against time as they attempted an intricate, and possibly fatal, extraction operation over the plains of Colorado.…