Awkward Romantic Nerd Finds Awkward Romantic Nerd Movies Misleading
New York, NY: Trevor Sunderman has never been what one would call "a ladies man." He's 25 years old and lives in his parents' basement. He reads Batman graphic novels…
Dog Saves Owner, Charged for Malpractice
Rockford, MI: A diabetic Michigan man with a love of liquor owes his life to his furry, four-legged friend. This past weekend, William “Bubba” Jones got snockered at a party…
Bristol Palin to Wed Baby Daddy
Anchorage, AK: Usually when a young woman finally convinces a guy to put a ring on it, her parents are among the first to know. But not for the infamous…
Florida Residents Unmoved by Northeast Heat Wave
Tampa, FL: The record-breaking heat wave that is scorching much of the Northeast is likely to last through the weekend, according to weather forecasters. The heat wave, which has been…
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Twitter.
They may not be down with Darwin, supporters of stem cell research, or even aware of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider, but you can bet your Communion wafer that they’re tweeting…
Clever Sharks Invade Key West
In a complete surprise to veteran researchers a rare breed of super smart bull sharks have been discovered off the coast of Key West, FL, representatives from the Discovery Channel…
Baby Names Prove People Should Not Reproduce
The Social Security Administration recently released its ever-popular “Most Popular Baby Names” list for 2009. And just what names were at the top of the top ten? Jacob and Isabella—two…
Church Group Prays the Porn Away
Reminiscent of the Christian-prescribed “pray the gay away” solution to homosexuality, a Kansas church has formed a support group for women who claim to be addicted to pornography. The solution…
School Music Club to Sell Shit
While most schools sell baked goods or magazine subscriptions to raise money, the school music booster club in the Central Community Unit School District 301 has decided to sell bags…
Navy to Ban Smoking on Subs; Mutiny to Follow
In a long-awaited move, the United States Navy has announced plans to ban smoking on submarines, effective December 31, 2010. This comes as a great relief to many non-smokers, while…