Bad Santa: Captured Elves Tell of Sordid Affairs
Today, officials at The Department of Homeland Security announced their plans to police international skies starting December 24, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. to December 26, 2007 at 12:00 a.m. The…
British Intelligence Uncovers Drunken Yankee on 4th of July
Local constables and MI personnel were put to the test yesterday as they unfoiled terrorist activity in the area of Hyde Park. Londoners had called in about a young male…
G8 Summit to be Held on the Moon in 2008
The organizers of the G8 summit, an annual meeting of economic superpowers to discuss global financial issues, have decided to hold their 2008 summit on the surface of the moon.…